Full Time Masti … Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195 Related SMS/Text...
View ArticleOnly you were selected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement. Related SMS/Text Messages: Only you were selected My...
View ArticleI want u … To be with me In a
I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
View ArticleLiya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p Related SMS/Text Messages: Mubarak naam...
View ArticleDewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D Related SMS/Text Messages:...
View ArticleWhat’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive Related SMS/Text Messages: Long after Long after our...
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Meri tarah perfect
I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na” Related SMS/Text Messages: 1 khuli...
View Articlejust leave it
Some people have nice Eyes, Some people have nice Face, Some People have nice Smile. But you have . . . . . Just Leave It…! Related SMS/Text Messages: Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE … Leave SOMETHING for...
View Articledegrees of girls
Degrees of girls….! B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body M.B.A = Married but Available Related SMS/Text Messages: Degrees of girls! Degrees...
View Articlehigh expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl: Which part of Human body Expands 10 times its normal size..? Girl: I can’t answer this question I feel shy…! Teacher asks same question to a boy. Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human...
View ArticleYOU HAVE GOT A MALE
Pappu: Dad how was I born? Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’ we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe, Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE, JUST when...
View Articlecustomer complaints
A man with 8 children traveling by train. A lady asked: are they your children. Man: No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of my customers.
View Articlemovies of college life
Movies of college life: Classes = Kabhi Kabhi Attendance = Hera Pheri Class Room = No Entry Teacher = Khiladi 420 Vacation = Masti Exam = Evil Dead Examiner = Don Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain...
View Articlewhat’s for…?
For India its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Afghanistan its Afg. For Argentina its Arg. For Germany its Ger. Then what’s for Brazil and London ? Related SMS/Text Messages: Do u know whats A B C D E F...
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caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class Related SMS/Text Messages: Ladies...
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word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !! . . That starts with u . . and ends on u . . that truly defines u . . that word is . . “ULLU” ….. Related SMS/Text Messages: Make a sentence using word “HAND” Teacher: Make...
View Articlea small condition
Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos. Please give your contribution to my collection. A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only. Related SMS/Text Messages: To love...
View Articlegood and very good girls
difference between good girls and very good girls. Good girls open few buttons when environment is hot. Very good girls open all buttons to make environment hot. Related SMS/Text Messages: degrees of...
View Articlenever reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..! Because, A good girls gives you happiness. and Bad girls gives you experience! Related SMS/Text Messages: degrees of girls Degrees of girls….! B.A =...
View Articlemunna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost, Dost bole to bhai, Bhai bole to Munna Bhai, Munna Bhai bole to MBBS, MBBS bole to Doctor, Doctor bole to kya? Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka. Related SMS/Text Messages:...
View Articlefunny conversation of doctor n patient
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha Doctor: dawai khali thi Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay...
View Articlebefore and after marriage
:: Before Marriage :: Boy: Finally the day come Girl: Would you leave me? Boy: No way don’t ever think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes of course Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?...
View Articlein honour of offer
She offered him Honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night, in honour of her offer. He was “on her” and “off her”. Related SMS/Text Messages: Nothing to offer u I have nothing to offer u in...
View Articlemobile love
kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti. larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti. larka mohabbat ka SMS deta. larki chahat ki MISCALL karti. larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta. larki, larke ki chahat se...
View Articlehow bad you are
Remember: No matter how bad you are. You are not totally useless… You can still be used as a bad example.
View Articleneighbors can see you
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked.? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what..! Wife: They will think I married you for money. Related SMS/Text Messages: degrees of girls Degrees...
View Articlerandome facts
Some randome facts. 1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days. 2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. 3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4. 4. the final fact: A woman would have finished...
View Articleafraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest Related SMS/Text Messages: men and women have...
View ArticleWhen you win
When you win every one takes pride and celebrate your victory. But When you lose only true friends holds your hand, sit by your side and say. “JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
View Articlemen who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS! Related SMS/Text Messages: neighbors can see you Wife to...
View ArticleGirl: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam
A gorgeous girl to her professor: Sir I will do anything to pass the exam Prof: Anything? Girl: yes prof: then go n study moral: All prof r not tharki Related SMS/Text Messages: tough paper in exam...
View ArticleYou are invited on My Marrige Ceremony
AOA. You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony, Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm. Plz join me Thanks Related SMS/Text Messages: Love and death are 2 un-invited guests Love...
View ArticleWhat’s an average 6 inch long?
What’s an average 6 inch long.?. . . . inside a boy’s pants and girl love to blow it up? . . . . . . . . . . A 1000 rupee currency note! Always think positive. Related SMS/Text Messages: What’s an...
View ArticleOn a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl “If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship” Later,She sms hr husbnd “U mst b proud of me, I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days! Related SMS/Text Messages: Friend ship...
View ArticleGirl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”. Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?” Related SMS/Text Messages: Bethay thay teri...
View Articlewill you tell her
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, Dad will you tell her or should I??
View Articletaste how hot I am
Put your hand on my hand & hold my back with your other hand touch your lip with my lips & taste how hot I am do this everyday don’t b confuse I am you tea cup. Related SMS/Text Messages: Taste...
View Articlelove u more then anything
I love you. i realy love You. i really love u more then anything. . . yahi kahna chahta tha Majno apni Laila sy us bechary ko English e nai ati thi :p
View Articlelips on her lips
Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put your lips on her lips & have a Nice Drink “COCA COLA” Buurrrrrrrrrr….. Related SMS/Text Messages: Catch her by her waist…Put ur...
View ArticleA Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab
A Beautiful Lady to Peer sahab: “Peer sahab, Ajj kal mere shohar raat bhar ghar se bahir rehte hain..” Peer sahab: Bibi… Yeh problem hay Ya INVITATION ? Related SMS/Text Messages: A Beautiful Lady 2...
View Articlerani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small
Kareena has small! Rakhi has big! Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small Aishwarya rai has too small What’s that? ??? The letter ‘R’ But i like the way you think!! Related SMS/Text Messages: Network...
View Articledo you understand English
One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. American: Hello, do you understand English? Girl: only little. American: How much? Girl: Fifty dollars. Related...
View ArticleMBBS Final Exam
MBBS Final Exam:- Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE Related SMS/Text Messages: munna bhai mbbs Apun tera dost, Dost...
View Articlewomen are basically greedy
Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man. Men are so simple. They want only one thing from all women. Related SMS/Text Messages: afraid of women Man 1: I do not want to marry....
View Articletwo white balls having black dots
Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: That 2 white balls having black dots in it. Girt: Rascal you are with me for that? Boy: Yes I like your eyes…..! Related SMS/Text Messages: black black night Hø Gy¡...
View Articledin ko karo ya raat ko karo
Din Ko Kro YA Rat Ko Kro Ander Kro YA Bahir Kro Bed Pr Kro YA Kursi Pr kro Pyar Se Kro YA Ghose Se Kro 1Bar Kro YA 2Bar Kro . . . Krna To SMS Ha Jesy Mrzi kro. Related SMS/Text Messages: Raat ko karo...
View Articleyour soft touch against my skin
Last night I went to bed without you. Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were you last night, my lovely pyjamas. Related SMS/Text Messages: Beautiful...
View Articlesize by years
16 years (.)=(.) 25 years ( . )=( . ) 36 years ( ¤ )=( ¤ ) Kia samjhay? Zyada SMS parhogy to, itna bara chashma lagay ga… Related SMS/Text Messages: The size of your Christmas tree. Never worry...
View ArticleGOD Bless Your Dirty Mind
Fill in the blanks 1.BOO_S 2. _ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ Answers 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Do u want to hear a dirty...
View ArticleZor Zor Ke Jhatke
Ek larki dusri se: Yar shuru shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha Lekin,… @ Doosri: lekin Kia? Batao na 1st: lekin Jab Bad Me Zor Zor Ke Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri To Kamar Hi Toot Gai, £ Me to Kasam Khati...
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